omg .. riza meowkeye and roy muttang fma ..
EXCUSE ME????
I need as many people as possible to watch this video from the official Angry Birds tiktok or else I'll get a fucking hemorrhage
yeah man this strain is called ‘final girl’ it’ll have you backing away precariously wielding a kitchen knife and shaking uncontrollably
When the seasons were young, the Spirit of Spring gifted the Spirit of Winter an animal of the sun which brought light with its antlers. Its coat was soft and it had paws and cloven hooves both. It was to be a source of food in the cold times and carry the sun’s light through the dark months, and it was named a jackalope. This gift, the Great Hare, gave birth to many more of her kind which lived in the forest with the Spirit. Their feet were strong and swift, and thus he harnessed them and they drew him through the forest on a chariot of wood.
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid
oh my god the original out in the wild
Tess: *sees Mattimeo after surgery* Oh, you poor thing.
Mattimeo: Don’t bring my financial status into this.